i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she smelled like a LAN party
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Randomize
