People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
this will be a night to untag.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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