Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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