Little spoons don't ask big questions
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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