Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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