Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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