i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you win again, gameday.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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