does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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