Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm really busy with my period
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