it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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