did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Sorry my hands just texted you
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
