I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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