I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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