She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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