strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I don't deserve a penis
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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