this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
