i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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