Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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