I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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