Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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