when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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