with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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