Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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