She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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