We got so high we made milksteak
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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