apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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