But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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