So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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