no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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