Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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