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I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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