hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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