This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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