I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
We got so high we made milksteak
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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