what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
this is an emotional support booty call
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Randomize
