I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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