you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
ugly people sure do ruin things
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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