turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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