smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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