it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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