I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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