i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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