You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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