Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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