jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
