If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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