Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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