Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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