who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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