i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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