Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Randomize
