Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Houston, we have a squirter
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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