kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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