Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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