I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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